Fun things to do when your girlfriend drags you to go shopping with her

It you do two or more of these fun things correctly, you wont have to go shopping ever again against your wish.

1: After she has tried the dress in the changing room, shout that there is a hidden camera. Emerge as a natural leader and ensures that you tell everyone about the hidden camera. Be as theatrical as you can.
P.S : Be careful to ensure that there is no hidden camera otherwise you will become a hero and will have to accompany her everywhere to protect her from evil eyes.

2: Take her to the restaurant and ask the waiter for the cheapest thing on menu. Don't let her buy mineral water. Try to convince her that tap water and mineral water are the same. Act as if you are prepared to die for your belief in tap water.

3: Chose the costliest watch and hint her that you want the watch for your birthday. Act very exicted.

4: Beg everyone for additional discount. Dont overdo this or you will gain an reputation of an effective bargainer.

5: The most effective  one: Try to convince her that making out in public places is very romantic. Whenever you get a quiet corner try to reenact a scene from a movie you intentionally showed her the day before.
P.S: If your girlfriend loves it, SHE IS A KEEPER.

6: Flirt with the salesgirls. Again dont overdo this.

7: Sit in the complimentary wi fi zone and refuse to get up.

BE CREATIVE.

If alpha and Gamma got married...

Q: If Alpha and gamma got married, what would you call their son?

a: Beta.

Janice and Oh my God

From : https://www.facebook.com/pages/Chandler-is-a-human-bing/176568342404697

if janice were mineral wht would she be?

Magnesium oxide. 

Omg

The incredible Hulk and Rachel Green

From my facebook page https://www.facebook.com/pages/Chandler-is-a-human-bing/176568342404697


The incredible hulk will love to go on a date with which friend?

Rachel Green.

P.S : Ross was the General in the Air Force who was in charge of Bruce Banner's gamma bomb project.

Deepika Padukone and bad luck

I received one SMS yesterday.

"Deepika went to Yuvraj - his form dropped.
She went to Ranbir - his movies flopped.
She went to Mallyas & their Airlines stopped."

What the heck?

I saw her movie yesterday. And nothing happened to me.

Should Kunal Nayyar stop playing Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali in the Big bang theory?

Indian actors should outrightly refuse to play such stereotypical roles. It is not like they won’t get other roles to play.

Nanowrimo

From : http://ywp.nanowrimo.org/what-is-nanowrimo 

What is NaNoWriMo?

National Novel Writing Month happens every November! It's a fun, seat-of-your-pants writing event where the challenge is to complete an entire novel in just 30 days. For one month, you get to lock away your inner editor, let your imagination take over, and just create!

That means participants begin writing November 1 and must finish by midnight, November 30. The word-count goal for our adult program is 50,000 words, but the Young Writers Program (YWP) allows 17-and-under participants to set reasonable, yet challenging, individual word-count goals.

The great news is I completed my novel today. 63000 words in 26 days. Yay.

Lets see if I can find a publisher.

Apart from Richard, did anyone in FRIENDS had a mousetach?

Question: Apart from Richard, did anyone in FRIENDS had a mousetach?


Answer: 


1: Rachel! In Vegas!


2:  It s young Ross!!!


3:  ross and monicas aunt Silvia


4:  mr treeger


Can you think of some more?

How to get rid of your facebook addiction?

1: Click on every link you can. Soon your account will get hacked and pornographic materials will be posted on your friends wall with you credentials. That will compel you to stay away from facebook.

2: Create very long and difficult to remember passwords. Like 'as%78Ut&GGu%^i.' Change the passwords daily. When you cant login, QUIT. 

3: Add everyone in your family esp your mom and dad. Soon you will find enough reasons not to login.

4: Try reading anijokes regularly. Its more addictive than facebook. 

Tsutomu Yamaguchi: BBC's unluckiest man in the world

From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Yamaguchi

A resident of Nagasaki, Yamaguchi was in Hiroshima on business for his employer Mitsubishi Heavy Industries when the city was bombed at 8:15am on August 6, 1945. The following day he returned to Nagasaki and, despite his wounds, returned to work on August 9, the day of the second atomic bombing. In 1957 he was recognized as a hibakusha(explosion-affected person) of the Nagasaki bombing, but it was not until March 24, 2009 that the government of Japan officially recognised his presence in Hiroshima three days earlier. He died of stomach cancer on January 4, 2010.


On December 17, 2010, the BBC featured Yamaguchi in its comedy program QI, referring to him as "The Unluckiest Man in the World."^[16] Stephen Fry, the host of QI, and celebrity guests drew laughter from some members of the audience in a segment that included examples of black humor such as asking if the bomb had “landed on him and bounced off."^[17] A clip from the episode was uploaded by the BBC after the show as The Unluckiest Man in the World – QI Series 8 Ep 13 Holidays Preview – BBC One on YouTube, but was later deleted. A BBC spokesperson told Kyodo News that "We instructed our crew to delete the file since we have already issued a statement that the content was not appropriate."^[18]


From: http://sungypsy.wordpress.com/tag/tsutomu-yamaguchi/

When I say this, I am not suggesting that atomic attacks are funny or the loss of life in both cities was in anyway a laughing matter. But, I’m sorry, it IS funny that there existed a man who managed to crawl out of the wreckage of the Hiroshima attack, by all account quite badly burnt; take a train home to Nagasaki(leading some to suggest the real target of the humour was Britain’s rail network) only to be bombed again a few days later. 

Batman and Robin? Was there a gay chemystery?

Read this article:

http://www.thetoyzone.com/2008/the-truth-about-batman-and-his-tight-leather-suit/

The most famous pic which is often cited to prove it is this:

It is up to you to decide whether batman and robin are sharing the same bed or its two different beds?

FRIENDS AND SUPERPOWERS

If Ross,Rachel,Monica,Chandler,Phoebe and Joey accidentally got superpowers, what would they be called?

FANTASTIC SIX.

you know you were born in nineties if...

you know you are born in the nineties if.....


You are twenty to thirty years old.

fun things to do when your facebook account is not hacked

1); post offensive material on your boss profile. Claim that your account was hacked.

2); create a fake profile and click on every link you can. Post the suspicious links on your friends wall.

3); keep a copy of 'dummy guide to hack facebook' everywhere you go. Be clear to make them visible to people who are your friends on facebook. Then send them an innocent link and insist that they click on it.


The mantra of hacking: is your account hacked? If not click on the link i send you.

fun things to do at ramoji film city,hyderabad

1); declare that you would not stick the pink ramoji sticker on your shirt. Ridicule anyone who sticks it.

2); try to convince people that you are a hollywood celebrity.

3); take photograph of strangers. And then try to sell them.

4); try to convince a young girl that you are a director and you want to sign her for your next movie.

5); there are some staff members at ramoji whose job is to discourage people from seeing the star attractions. they will try to convince you that there is a lot of waiting time and you should come later. Whoever says that to you, record his voice and post on youtube. Ask for vip entry in order to delete the video.

6); have fun.

How I met your mother: Secret revealed

Finally a funny picture on facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.436952062942.234377.785777942&type=3#!/photo.php?fbid=2242244814715&set=a.1135801554325.2021568.1205932969&type=1&theater