Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Priyanka Chopra's superhero connection

IT LOOKS AS IF PRIYANKA CHOPRA HAS A SECRET FAN.

Priyanka Chopra as pin-up inspiration? - The Times of India: ""Honestly, I never took the face reference from Priyanka Chopra, It's a coincidence and I think it's mostly after the colouring happened. I mostly study from Brazilian, Italian and Spanish faces for girls.""

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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

"Fox Cancel 'The Simpons?' That's Unpossible!"

"Fox Cancel 'The Simpons?' That's Unpossible!": "I realize that this sentimental/honorary argument doesn’t hold up against cold hard cash, but The Simpsons is a television institution. You can say what you want about the quality of the show in the last decade or so, but, even at its worst, The Simpsons is still a tradition. It’s one of the first shows to be renewed every year, sometimes even before the first round of freshman cancellations.
"

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Saturday, October 8, 2011

mistakes and management

to err is human, to punish is management.

Superman fan has cosmetic surgery: Herbert Chavez has ops to look like hero | Mail Online

He should have at least joined a gym.

Superman fan has cosmetic surgery: Herbert Chavez has ops to look like hero | Mail Online:

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Fun things to do when you go to see WWE

1: Take a flashlight with you. When Undertaker is about to make an entry and the lights go out, light your flash light.

2: Ask Miachel Cole for an autograph. When he gives it to you, roll it and throw it away. Make sure that he sees you throwing.

3: Proclaim your gay love for C M Punk. Carry a poster having graphic details and Shout: "Punk. Hit me Go to sleep."

4: Go dressed as Sandman and spit beer on the fans.

5: Get a front row seat. Pretend to get a heart attack when you see blood.

6: Have a seat next to a kid. Try to convince him that you are Rey Mysterio. Escape to bathroom when Rey is about to make an entrance. Tell the boy later that it was a great fight.

7: Shout 69. Later say 619 and act embarrased.

Comedy Circus and Archana Puran Singh

I turned on Comedy Circus today. Heard the famous Archana's laugh. It reminded me of an episode I saw years ago in Ramanand Sagar's 'Krishna'. Putna's laugh was almost the same.

And Navjot Singh Sidhu should have copyrighted his laugh.

Friday, October 7, 2011

skinny jennifer aniston versus skinny angelina jolie

i was at :
http://www.freakingnews.com/skinny-Angelina-Jolie-Pics-25859.asp

and
http://www.freakingnews.com/Skinny-Jennifer-Aniston-Pictures-25831.asp

look at these two pictures:

some fun things to do when zombies try to eat you

1: vomit on yourself. they will be disgusted and leave you.

2: post on facebook.

3: mimic the zombies.

4: bite them in the neck to see if they turn back into human.

5: kiss a female zombie.

6: lie still and pretend that you are a statue.

7: distract the zombies by showing them a funny youtube video

Thursday, October 6, 2011

2012 AND TWITTER

they say that the world will end in 2012 because mayan's calendar didnt had a entry after that. Twitter does not allow after 140th character. Does that mean that the children of twitter users wont be able to write essays more than 140 characters.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Kisses and Caroms: Movie review

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0381341/

This movie was clearly made by a Kevin Smith fan.

Threesome from Chasing Amy.

The movie was shot in clerks style.

There was even a fake silent jay/bob as a pizza delivery boy.

Final word: Dont see it. Watch Clerks or Mallrats again.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Fun things to do in a mela

1: Pretend that you have lost your wife. Try to look very happy about it.

2: Scream that you have lost your gold watch.

3: The always funny: 'There is a bomb.' Even a snake scare would be nice.

4:Buy three balloons. Then sit in a corner near the vendor and start selling the balloons at a discounted rate.

5: Pretend that a fashion show is going on. Carry score cards. Rate every woman who passes by you. Give more points to fatter ones.

6: Take a camera and a mike and interview people about their experience. Pretend to be from a local TV channel.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Erection man : A new superhero

From:

http://erectionmanthenewsuperhero.blogspot.com/2011/09/erection-man-first-appearance.html









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