barney stinson joke

what did barney said when he met a girl who worked at a dairy farm?

its going to be legend ---wait for it--- dairy..

fun things to do on facebook: part 2

* send weird messages to people. claim later that your account was hacked.

* advertise for some non existent product say 'beauty baby soap'

fun things to do on facebook

* send friend request to strangers. after they add you, ask them: who the hell are you.

*write something irrevelant on your wall every two minutes. when asked say that am building the great wall of china.

*write something on your friends wall and delete it before he can read it. repeat it as many times as you can.

*create a group. fight with people who havent joined. force them to join the group. dont forget to warn them about the consequences of not joining.

fun things to do on facebook

* send friend request to strangers. after they add you, ask them: who the hell are you.

*write something irrevelant on your wall every two minutes. when asked say that am building the great wall of china.

*write something on your friends wall and delete it before he can read it. repeat it as many times as you can.

*create a group. fight with people who havent joined. force them to join the group. dont forget to warn them about the consequences of not joining.

sorry for the small and irregular posts

my laptop is not working. hence i have posting entries via my mobile.

thats why i am writing only oneliners.

hope my billions of fans would bear with me

cheesy pick up line

one more:

you are my thums up. i will jump from a mountain for you.

the truth about wall : facebook

whenever there is a wall, there is an idiot pissing on it.

romantic poem

roses are red.
violet is blue.
i am joined to you
with super glue

bollywood movie review : HAUNTED 3D

The movie can be condensed in a single line:

"If at first you dont succeed, be killed by the girl, become a evil spirit and rape her for 80 years.

Rachel,Monica and Pheebs and Playboy.

Can you guess which episode is this ?
{and season too?}

BAD PIT AND TROY AND AEROPLANES

Funny Picture Graphic Comments

Lara Croft dress up game

Try this:

http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/laradoll.html

You will hate it.

I thing the idea of 'Un dress game' would be better.

Weird question from Yahho answers : Part 1

From :
http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110506062022AAXX4lT

Question:

My wife slapped me and punished me?
After sex, I felt so relax so I said the sex was good, you look perfect except that your breast is flat like an airport runway and I said it jokingly, she slapped me and no sex for two weeks and she went crying and sulking and she said your penis ain't that big eithers, and no sex for two weeks as punishment?Isn't that punishment heavy, cruel and extreme?

YOU GOT TO CHECK THE ANSWER.