spongebob squarepants,bikini bottom, gary and barney

its going to be legend...wait for it...gary.

the truth about barney stinson

you cant spell barney without bra.

blondes IQ

my blonde girlfriend wants to be a detective and she even has a three digit IQ 007.

bragging

i am the best in the world at what i do. i brag

another one liner you have never heard before

things are tense with my wife. past tense

a sick joke

a mr watson came to my fertility clinic.he asked that even after repeated efforts he is not able to have a son. i laughed and said : what son.