When superheroes get old

Italian cartoonist Donald Soffritti imagines the later years of superheroes, with hilarious results.

Nothing : A love story

I have written this story after a gap of about a year. You got to read it : http://wowweirdestlovestories.blogspot.com/2010/05/nothing-part-1.html

Hollywood hellraiser Dennis Hopper dead at 74

http://digg.com/d31SU6N

And this is what Disney princesses teach women....

From :http://i.imgur.com/s3Pro.jpg

Tom Hanks the politest actor

Thanks is short for Tom HANKS

Physics Jokes : Force and Ma

From :http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100523050221AAcWrJ2

a boy lost his mother in a crowd.
he started shouting FORCE FORCE....

WHY..??

Whyy..??
because force=MA

The best jokes on Sickipedia Part 1

From : http://www.sickipedia.org/


1:I just read this in an agony aunt column: 'I have been engaged to a man for some time, but just before the wedding, I found out he has a wooden leg. Do you think I should break it off?'                                            


2:Did you fall from heaven? 
Because it looks like you landed on your face


3:Man buys his wife a valentines present. 
She opens it and asks, "What the fuck do I want with a rocket?!" Husband replies, "You wanted space, now f*** off!"


4:How many of the Lost cast does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but it will take 20 episodes


5:I don't believe all these stories about mobile phones causing brain tumours.
But I've upgraded my wife's contract to unlimited cross network calls just in case


6:A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.


7:My Grandad thinks 'LOL' in text language means 'Lots of Love', then sending his old best mate a text the day after his mates wife died, saying: 'Sorry to hear about your loss mate, LOL'...                                            

Pregnant ex-wife or hot new girlfriend

From Scrubs : Season 2

Fat Amy winehouse

From :   http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2010/05/fat-celebrities-photoshopped.html

a jigsaw puzzle you cant solve

Weirdest way of telling your brother that you are pregnant

here's a riddle for you:   

We are thing to buy a car

that reminds me of cartoons

cartoons are for kids

like tom and jerry

chip and dale

you are going to get uncle chips soon

How many people can see through a door?

Can you guess the season? The winner gets a signed photo of me.

ANSWERS TO EVERYTHING: Are you afraid of the letter 'S'?

ANSWERS TO EVERYTHING: Are you afraid of the letter 'S'?

Hollywood actors love touching boobies : Part 2

Continued from Part 1 : http://anijokes.blogspot.com/2008/11/hollywood-actors-love-touching-boobies.html
1: Scrubs : Elliot Reed

2: Nick and Norah's infinite playlist

3: Jennifer's Body

Is Bryan Adams unwanted?

From : http://www.sickipedia.org/joke/435213

Someone wrote : Today is the 50th anniversary of the birth control pill.
In all probability if you are 51 years old, you were
unwanted..

and Bryan Adams is 51 years old ! Certainly he is unwanted in the music world.

What is the funniest word you know ?

http://aniatyahooanswers.blogspot.com/2010/05/what-is-funniest-word-you-know.html

What did the lesbian gyno used to advice her patients?

What did the lesbian gyno used to say to her patients?

GUY-NO

The secret of cow's milk...

From :http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2009/12/photoshopped-zip-theme-50-pics.html

What will be the plural of Aishwarya Rai?

From : http://jokesejokestak.blogspot.com/2010/05/what-will-be-plural-of-aishwarya-rai.html

Q: What will be the plural of Aishwarya Rai in Hindi?
A: बहु-बच्चन

If men were pregnant .....

* From IT Crowd: Stealing a computer while acting to be pregnant and even getting offered a seat .
* Joey in F.R.I.E.N.D.S {the one with the triplets}
*and arnie who started it all

Funny Hindi SMS

From :  http://jokesejokestak.blogspot.com/2010/05/funny-hindi-sms.html

हमने कबूतर को गुलाब दिया
उनको दे आने के लिए
कबूतर वो गुलाब
अपनी कबूतरी को दे आया

Sex is your neighbour

From :http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100504062113AAFU7ya

Question :

Why is se x easier to find than love?

It seems I can find men who want sex rather than love faster. It has made me depressed, for that reason. As much as I want intimacy,, I crave more.

Answer:Its like finding a celebraty is tough...an escaped convict tougher but you can easily find your neighours. Love is a celebraty..its special. Sex is your neighbour.

Funny SMS

From :http://jokesejokestak.blogspot.com/2010/04/mehndi-laga-ke-rakhna.html

Q : How did a horse proposed his girlfriend?
A: मेहँदी लगा के रखना
डोली सजा के रखना
लेने तुझे ओ घोड़ी 
आयेंगे तेरे सजना !

How much does your white shirt means to you?

From : http://www.sickipedia.org/user/profile/badtaste_123

I broke up with my girlfriend last night. Crying her eyes out, mascara streamed down her face as she buried her head in my chest. It was devastating. I had my favourite white shirt on.

laughing at yourself

I have a good sense of humoure. I spelllled humoure wrongi and this maade me laughing :) My speeling itself gives me enof reasuns to laugfh.