Hijack song

jack and jill
went to chill
by aeroplane
to Ukraine
Jill said :
'Hi Jack'
pilot had a heart attack
as he heard 'hijack'

Funny SMS

From : http://jokesejokestak.blogspot.com/2010/04/funny-sms.html

Roses are red
violets are blue
कम से कम एक गमला
तो खरीद ले टकलू !

Lady gaga in 200 words

Here's an essay on lady gaga:


"is lady gaga really a man? I know she is a woman but the jokes are funny.I really havent even heard lady gaga singing but she is funny. At least her costumes can make you laugh. What more does a man want! well to be honest a man wants much more. i cant write more about lady gaga. How the hell am I supposed to write minimum 200 words about her? I am not Sexpeare. I think even the spelling is wrong .I bet lady gaga cant spell too."

Save Rachel Chandler

From : http://www.savethechandlers.com/


Ironically, I came to know about them after reading this joke on sickipedia :

So, Rachel Chandler has been taken hostage by Somali pirates...

Monica, Ross, Phoebe and Joey must be very upset indeed.




PLEASE HELP THEM . THEY HAVE BEEN KEPT CAPTIVE FOR 179 DAYS NOW. 

Ross Geller Joke on Sickipedia

From  : http://www.sickipedia.org/user/profile/jba


In an episode of Friends, 'Ross' explains he hasn't had sex for 3 months because 'it's winter, there's fewer people on the streets'.

If I'd have known one of the main characters was a rapist, I'd have watched this crappy show more often.




I SAY : NO COMMENTS

Can Google actually translate? I dont think so !

From : http://createcremate.blogspot.com/2010/04/wo-ek-pari-hai.html

That page is originally in Hindi: 

वो धरती पर पड़ी है
वो इस धरती की परी है

दिल करता है ...उसे एक गुलाब दू
दिल डरता है ... उसने गुलाब फेक दिया तो ?

उसके एक एक अंग को खुदा ने फुर्सत में तराशा है
मुझमे क्या रखा है

वो फुल है
में धुल हु

वो हूर है
मै मजबूर हु

वो शायद परी ही है
पंख लगाकर उड़ जाएगी
मैं तो ..... बच्छो की तरह
सिर्फ उसको सपनो में ही देख सकता हु .

AND WHEN I TRANSLATED IT USING GOOGLE TRANSLATE OPTION, HERE'S THE HILARIOUS RESULT: 

He is lying on earth
she is an angel of the earth

makes the heart ... give her a rose
heart is afraid ... He did throw the roses?

it is sculpted into a spare part by the God
Muzme What's

she's full
of washed hu

she is hur
hu I make

is that perhaps the angel
wings will fly carefully
..... I Bchcho as
only he can see only in dreams hu

"How I met your mother " Indian Connection

From : http://mysteriousdrx.com/  {The website of Ted’s “mysterious” identity when he was in college, as seen on the episode The Possimpible.} 



Fluent in six languages (seven if you count the language of sign), Dr. X divides his time between the United States and India, where he has attained the rank of Tantric master, known for both his discipline (8+ hours) and knowledge (74 positions).

WWE :Had Aishwarya Rai been a WWE fighter

From one of my other blog : http://aniatyahooanswers.blogspot.com/2010/04/wwe-had-aishwarya-rai-been-wwe-fighter.html

Q: Had Aishwarya Rai been a WWE Fighter, what would be her name ?
a: AISH-ley

Weird questions on Yahoo Answer: Part 3

From :

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100415063320AAUT90Q

Is it normal to fall in love with a spider, and want to have sex with it?

I'm sorry its not my fault its just so sexy 

{Do check the answers}

Chandler Bing loved Boobies

From:http://everythingyouknewaboutfriends.blogspot.com/
AFTER ALL CHANDLER WAS A HUMAN BING

Funny poem about heartbreak

From : http://createcremate.blogspot.com/2010/04/funny-poem.html

दिल तुने तोड़ दिया ज़ालिम
अब क्या तोड़ने आई हो ?
मुली का परांठा खा के
हवा छोड़ने आई हो

funny 'tiger woods' joke

http://www.jokes.com/funny/wanda+sykes/wanda-sykes--tiger-woods

Reasons not to blog.

Here is a link to the blog of one of my best friends. http://sorayaleoni.blogspot.com/2008/08/first-of-all.html
See it.

Jennifer Aniston fan dictionary

From one of my earlier blogs:

http://jennow.blogspot.com/2008/03/jennifer-aniston-fan-dictionary-2some.html


note:these are not new words.
i just added a 'd' to these words.

1:bad ass:
brad ass:BRAD pitt has a great ASS.women love him.{my girlfriend;whom i call pheebs,thinks i am hotter than him.}

2:bad debt:
brad debt:BRAD owns a lot to jen.how could he do this to her.

3:bad breath:
brad breath:something which you get after you are in jolie's company for long.

4:bad language:
brad language:i didnt sleep with her when i was married.i waited for divorce.

5:badminton:
bradminton:when jolie and brad play badminton.

6:bad tempered:
brad tempered:when you are never in an angry mood.you have no time to be anywhere.
you have a girlfriend and countless kids.

The best Friends Fanficton

From : http://www.fanfiction.net/~aniwillbethereforyou

Which simpsons character you hate most?

http://aniatyahooanswers.blogspot.com/2010/04/which-simpsons-character-you-hate-most.html

WWE jokes

FINLAY: 
On one dark night , two people with no source of light met on road.
"Can you give me some food! I am Finlay ! The WWE superstar ! I have lost my way"


The other man turned in another direction and after a minute said : " You are not Finlay"
"How the hell you knew that?"
"Had you been Finlay, you must had hit me a cheap typical Finlay shot from behind."


EUGENE
Eugene received the following note on his birthday: " You are the biggest fool on earth!"
Angry Eugene hired a detective to find out who had send this message!
The detective read the complete note: 
"You are the biggest fool I know" From Matt Striker.
{This joke is Two years old}


UNDERTAKER
Undertaker was defeated by Kurt Angle, Angle was defeated by Cena, Cena By RVD, RVD by Benjamin,Benjamin by Carlito,Carlito by Ric Flair, Ric Flair by Triple H, HHH by Kane, Kane by Undertaker.
Does it mean that Undertaker was defeated by Undertaker.


EUGENE 
Once Eugene was playing Mario Brothers.
Question: Why could'nt he take Bonus?
Answer: He wanted Someone{ may be Luigi } to hit his head thrice to the bonus.


Read also: 
http://aniatyahooanswers.blogspot.com/2010/01/another-wwe-joke.html


http://aniatyahooanswers.blogspot.com/2010/01/john-cenaanna-kournikova-and-lesbians.html


http://aniatyahooanswers.blogspot.com/2010/01/weird-questions-about-wwe.html

Weird questions on Yahoo Answer: Part 2

From :

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlfyHs.qPsnNybUdI0cSTYzC7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20100412213750AAaJdyg

Question : 

I think my boyfriend is attracted to his mother? Help please! (serious answers only!)?

Ok so I am a little afraid my boyfriend might be attracted to his mother. He tells me all the time that I remind him of his mother and he likes it. He also said he loves it when I yell at him like his mother does and it turns him on? Also sometimes he likes to cuddle up in a ball and talk like a little kid and call me mommy. I'm serious about this. I'm honestly worried about the state of his mental health. Is this some sort of odd fetish or a type of mental condition? Has anyone else ever experienced this or heard of this? PLEASE HELP!

The funniest dictionary in the world

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Weird questions on Yahoo Answer: Part 1

From : http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100412081219AAId3Zn

Question : I am pregnant but my husband says it cant be his?

i am pregnant but my husband says it cant be his. he says that he had a sex change operation before we met (he used to be a girl) which he never told me about and that he doesnt have the ability to produce sperm. is he lying? i've had sex with some other guys in the past 2 months but only a few came in me so i dont think any of them could be the father. what should i say to my husband?

Do check the answers.

Funny Mother's day poem

Johnny Johnny
Yes Momma
Eating Sugar
No Momma
Open your mouth
ha Ha ha

Brad Pitt,Angelina Joile and Jennifer Aniston & badminton

From one of my earlier blogs:
http://noonecananswermorethanonequestion.blogspot.com/2007/12/brad-pitt-and-angeline-jolie.html


86:what will call it if angelina jolie will play badminton?
a:brad-minton

87:and what if jennifer ansiton will play it:
a:good-min-ton{where ton is short for aniston}

88:and what if brad pitt plays it?
a:jolie-min-ton

89:will smith acted in a movie with brangelina.which?
a:mrs and mrs smith.

Funniest posts about Lady Gaga

You got to read it: http://anijokes.blogspot.com/search/label/lady%20gaga

One of the weirdest Facebook event.

 From : http://lite.facebook.com/events/I-have-lost-my-memory/112273798793528/

Event Description:

I have lost my memory·Edit Event

Created by:	Animesh Kumar
RSVP:	Yes (Change RSVP)
Start:	Saturday, April 10 at 10:30 PM
End:	Thursday, April 15 at 11:30 PM
Where:	FB

I have lost my memory. Everyone please tell me anything and eveything you know about me!

Kids love triangle

From : http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2010/04/oh-those-relations.html

Why to get suspicious when your girlfriend tries to blindfold you !

From : http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2010/04/oh-those-relations.html 

The Movie Stars Most Likely to Get Naked

The Movie Stars Most Likely to Get Naked - Inside Movies

NOT ANOTHER TEEN love STORY

From one of my earlier blogs:
http://wowweirdestlovestories.blogspot.com/2008/08/not-another-teen-story.html


CHARACTERS :

1} Vandana : a 19 years old girl.

2} Rohan : Vandans's boyfriend.

3} Ani


{ Scene : Inside a multiplex! The movie is about to begin. Ani is relaxing at his seat . Enters Vandana and Rohan }

Rohan : " Whats so special about this movie? Why are we seeing it again ?"

Vandana : " Coz its a great movie. I love romantic movies."

Rohan : " Were you born in Rome?"

Vandana : " What ? Each year you forget my birthday and now you are suspecting that I am a foreigner "

Rohan : "No Silly ! Roman...romantic..........dont you get it?"

Vandana : " No"

{THEY BOTH SIT NEXT TO ANI}

Rohan : " How could'nt you not get it? It was such a great joke . I think you dont have a sense of humor ."

Vandana : " Yeah....i dont have a sense of humor ! and you know what else I dont have .........................................?"

Ani : " Big Boobs "

Vandana : " What?"

Ani : " I think I will get some popcorn. Do you want some ?"

{ANI WALKS AWAY}

Vandana : " Whats wrong with you ? Why did'nt you said ani thing to him ?"

Rohan : " What do you think ? That I am a Roman Gladiator ? and that i will kill everyone who dares to talk with you ?"

Vanadana : " You and your Roman jokes ."

Rohan : " It was not a joke .I was serious ."

{ANI RETURNS }

Ani : " Hey they have some problem ! The movie will start 10 minutes after the scheduled time "

Vandana : " This is shit ."

Ani : " Wow. She has a greaty sense of humor "

Rohan : " Thats funny ????????"

Ani : " Yeah. THIS is anagram for SHIT ."

Rohan : " ROME is anagram for MORE "

Ani : " What ? Do you want me to say that you are fuuny too?"

Rohan : " Vandana ! I will be back in a minute ."

Vandana : " Take your time "

{ROHAN WALKS AWAY AND THERE IS AN WAKWARD SILENCE FOR 1 MINUTE }

Ani : " Hi both of you "

Vandana : " I am alone here "

Ani : " I was talking to your boobs "

Vandana : " You cant talk to them. Their face has been tied with clothes ."

Ani : " You are the funniest girl I have ever seen ! LOLZZZZZZZZZ "

Vandana : " If you want you can talk with me !!"

Ani : " But i will prefer to set them free !"

Vandana : " Oh stop it."

Ani : " But I am a lil confused.Let me say I am confused like a naked man who is trying to keep his hands in his pocket"

Vandana : " If you want you can keep your hands in my pocket."

ani : " I am not naked "

Vandana : " So what are you confused about ?"

Ani : " How can that jerk be your boyfriend ? I GUESS THAT HE WAS A FROG AND YOU MET HIM IN A JUNGLE AND YOU KISSED HIM AND HE TURNED INTO SOMETHING UGLIER "

Vandana : " You are funny ! "

Ani : " If you would kiss me I would happy to be that frog ! "

Vandana : " { CRYING } Where were you for these 19 years ?"

Ani : " Waiting to meet you ."

Vandana : " But what about Rohan ? I will have to break up with him now.Can you do tell him ?"

Ani : " OKAY you wait here. I will tell him "

Vandana : " Be back soon. Now I cant live without you even for a second ."

ani : " You mean by the time I will be back you will be dead ? Can you give me one last kiss ?"

{ ANI FINDS ROHAN IN THE MENS ROOM }

Ani : " Here you are ! I looked for you all over the place ."

Rohan : " Did you looked in the colosseum "

Ani : " Oh my God. You are so funny ! They should have changed the word romantic to ROHANtic."

Rohan : " You really think so ?"

Ani : " Yeah !"

{AFTER 5 MINUTES }

Rohan : " I never thought I will say this but will you be my boyfriend. And please do me a favor ....Can you tell Vandana that I am breaking up with her !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "


MORAL OF THE STORY : IF YOU ARE CUTE LIKE ANI , YOU CAN HAVE ANY GIRL. JUST BEWARE OF THEIR BOYFRIENDS.

INSTEAD OF BECOMING A GREENER PLACE THE WORLD IS NOW BECOMING A GAY-ER PLACE.

Why is Pacman so popular?

From : http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2009/07/most-stupid-tattoos-in-world-17-pics.html 

How would a girl without bellybutton look like?

From : http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2010/04/worst-photoshop-mistakes.html?

jenifer aniston:my english teacher: jennifer aniston and pets :funny pics

jenifer aniston:my english teacher: jennifer aniston and pets :funny pics

simpsons-character-maker

If you are a Simpson's fan, you got to play this game: http://www.funnygames.co.nz/play/simpsons-character-maker

ANSWERS TO EVERYTHING: What will you call a Roman Cannibal who just had dinner with his wife?

From one of my blogs:
ANSWERS TO EVERYTHING: What will you call a Roman Cannibal who just had dinner with his wife?: "

What will you call a Roman Cannibal who just had dinner with his wife?
Answer: GLAD-I-ATE-HER.

The worst movie review blog

Read this if you can.
movie reviews by someone born in 2010: kindergarten cop

absurd expressions of love: SOME ONE LINERS I WROTE AND USED

From one of my earlier blogs:
absurd expressions of love: SOME ONE LINERS I WROTE AND USED:
 "These one-liners are written by me{may be thats why they met disastraous consequences}.just like W.W.E cumes with a warning'NEVER TRY THIS AT HOME'........my warnings to u all:'NEVER SAY THESE BEFORE A GIRL'

SOME of these one liners are:
*if'2' would mean'i','0'would mean'love',and'7' would mean'you'then this year '2007'means 'i double love you'
the girl on whom i used this great ol seemed to be weak at maths.at least i didnt said i love double girls...or2 girls.
*'if you become topless traffic will stop.why dont you be a traffic inspector'
that girl was searching 4 a job.the employer turned her away and in her turn she kicked me away.
*'if you were sperm cells.........i will never have sex with u.coz i am afraid to lose you'
that girl never had sex with me.
*'had you been a bird i would be the worlds greatest ORNITHOLOGIST'
I EVEN GIFTED THE GIRL oxfords dictionary to know the meaning of ornitholigist"

ANSWERS TO EVERYTHING: Weird questions about Hollywood

From one of my earlier blogs:

ANSWERS TO EVERYTHING: Weird questions about Hollywood:

"Q:what will you call the phenomenon when EVA LONGORIA disappears suddenly?
a:EVA-poration"

never say these to your girlfriend: how to embarass your girlfriend in public?

From one of my earlier blogs: never say these to your girlfriend: how to embarass your girlfriend in public?


{from the movie head over heels}
Tell your pet dog to hump her.


{chandler bing in F.R.I.E.N.D.S}

never say these to your girlfriend: the best birthday cake for your lesbian girlfriend

From : never say these to your girlfriend: the best gift to give to your lesbian girlfriend on her birthday

The Height of laziness

{From : F.R.I.E.N.D.S} One of the earlier blogs I wrote:

http://anijokes.blogspot.com/2008/12/smoking-in-movies.html

""Find the Simpsons" game

From : http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/590-find-the-simpsons.html

I still cant find MARGE.

funniest blogs about jennifer aniston

This is a list of all the blogs I have written about her.

ani jokes: jennifer aniston

the latest news about jennifer aniston: Jennifer Aniston Pictures - Strange Jennifer Aniston Pics

You got to see this:

the latest news about jennifer aniston: Jennifer Aniston Pictures - Strange Jennifer Aniston Pics

From : How I met your mother

celebrity blow job pictures: From : How I met your mother

List of my blogs

Have fun.

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The truth about Amy Winehouse.

From:

http://www.sickipedia.org/search/2?q=amy%20winehouse


amy winehouse

The only person who has a surname to describe their liver.