WWE jokes

FINLAY: 
On one dark night , two people with no source of light met on road.
"Can you give me some food! I am Finlay ! The WWE superstar ! I have lost my way"


The other man turned in another direction and after a minute said : " You are not Finlay"
"How the hell you knew that?"
"Had you been Finlay, you must had hit me a cheap typical Finlay shot from behind."


EUGENE
Eugene received the following note on his birthday: " You are the biggest fool on earth!"
Angry Eugene hired a detective to find out who had send this message!
The detective read the complete note: 
"You are the biggest fool I know" From Matt Striker.
{This joke is Two years old}


UNDERTAKER
Undertaker was defeated by Kurt Angle, Angle was defeated by Cena, Cena By RVD, RVD by Benjamin,Benjamin by Carlito,Carlito by Ric Flair, Ric Flair by Triple H, HHH by Kane, Kane by Undertaker.
Does it mean that Undertaker was defeated by Undertaker.


EUGENE 
Once Eugene was playing Mario Brothers.
Question: Why could'nt he take Bonus?
Answer: He wanted Someone{ may be Luigi } to hit his head thrice to the bonus.


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