absurd expressions of love: SOME ONE LINERS I WROTE AND USED

From one of my earlier blogs:
absurd expressions of love: SOME ONE LINERS I WROTE AND USED:
 "These one-liners are written by me{may be thats why they met disastraous consequences}.just like W.W.E cumes with a warning'NEVER TRY THIS AT HOME'........my warnings to u all:'NEVER SAY THESE BEFORE A GIRL'

SOME of these one liners are:
*if'2' would mean'i','0'would mean'love',and'7' would mean'you'then this year '2007'means 'i double love you'
the girl on whom i used this great ol seemed to be weak at maths.at least i didnt said i love double girls...or2 girls.
*'if you become topless traffic will stop.why dont you be a traffic inspector'
that girl was searching 4 a job.the employer turned her away and in her turn she kicked me away.
*'if you were sperm cells.........i will never have sex with u.coz i am afraid to lose you'
that girl never had sex with me.
*'had you been a bird i would be the worlds greatest ORNITHOLOGIST'
I EVEN GIFTED THE GIRL oxfords dictionary to know the meaning of ornitholigist"