ISNT it hot.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
the funniest spiderman pics no. 9
so,here is the ninth funniest spiderman pic i found using google image search:
funny spiderman pics no.10..
here are some of the funniest spiderman pics i found using google image search:
Saturday, May 10, 2008
why did your girlfriend leave you?
here is a fan fic to explain it:
try it at:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4245618/1/
and for the lazy asses, i have copy pasted it here.have fun:
{ANI AND PHEEBS ARE FIGHTING.THE REST OF THE GANG IS IN NEXT ROOM}
Pheebs:"How could you do this to me Ani?"
Ani:"I am sorry."
Pheebs:"I am Ani.I am Sorry.and I cheat on my girlfriend."
Ani:"I am Pheebs.I am hot.And I always forgive Ani"
Pheebs:"You know what Ani.."
Ani:"What?"
Pheebs:"You suck"
Ani:"I do"
Pheebs:"Dont say 'I DO'.We are not getting married today."
Ani:"Tommorow?"
Pheebs:"No"
Ani:"Day after tommorow?"
Pheebs:"The day after tommorow' was a good movie"
Ani:"Yeah.I wish i had seen the movie with you."
Pheebs:"I saw that with Ross.it was a science fiction."
Ani:"Eww"
Pheebs:"Hey we were fighting.where were we?"
Ani:"Near that 'I Do ' thing."
Pheebs:"Why do people say 'I Do'when they are getting married?"
Ani:"Yeah.Add 'IT' to ' I DO" and it becomes 'IDIOT'.Only idiots say "I DO"
Pheebs:"And only idiots cheat on their girlfriend."
Ani:"Yes.I am an Idiot.Can i say 'I DO' to you"
Pheebs:"Are you proposing to me?"
Ani:"I love you so much."
Pheebs:"How much?"
Ani:"If I were a mosquito and you were the only person in room i would rather die than suck a drop of blood from your beautiful body."
Pheebgs:"What do you mean?That if i were the only person in room?That i dont have anyone to be with me?that if you leave me and become a mosquito i wont have any boyfriend?"
Ani:"I dont want to be a mosquito.I wont be able to kiss you then."
Pheebs:"Hey look at that mosquito.Its biting at my boobs."
Ani:Yeah"
Pheebs:"Why are you looking at my Boobs?"
Ani:"I am looking at the mosquito."
Pheebs:"OKAY.Turn around.now tell me how many legs does this mosquito have"
Ani:"........"
Pheebs:"I think this mosquito is Mike?"
Ani:"what????"
Pheebs:"Yeah.This mosquito could bite me anywhere...on my lips..legs...hands....but it chosed my boobs.just like Mike"
Ani:"But Mike is alive.How can he be a mosquito?"
Pheebs:"I dont know how he did it.But he turned himself into a mosquito and flew in through the key hole.."
Ani:"What?"
Pheebs:"Yeah.'M' is for 'Mike' ,'M' is for 'Mosquito' "
ani:"What?"
Pheebs:"I will call him Mikequito."
ani:"Mikequito?"
Pheebs:"Hey mikequito why are you flying away.Come back to me."
{MIKEQUITO FLYSINTO THE NEIGHBOURING ROOM WHERE THE REST OF THE GANG IS SITTING.PHEEBS AND ANI FOLLOW MIKEQUITO}
pheebs:"Mikequito..where are you?"
Ani:"Look he is at Monica's boobs now."
Monica:"My boobs??"
Pheebs:"Mikequito..you are cheating on me.I have bigger boobs than Monica"
Monica:"Excuse me..........."
Ani:"You were right Pheebs.'M' is for 'mike' ,'M' is for 'Mosquito' and 'M' is for 'monica' ".
Pheebs:"Whats wrong with me?First Ani cheats on me.Then mike cheats on me and Monica...how could you let Mike bite your boobs?"
Chandler:"She never lets me do that."
Ani:"Can you give me another chance."
Pheebs:"Never"
Ani:"never say never again"
Pheebs:"YOU are my James Bond"
Ani:"pheebs..please"
Pheebs:"OKAY.See i have this chewing gum in my mouth.I give you one minute to kiss me.If you can pull that chewing gum you win"
Ani:"OKAY"
{AFTER ONE MINUTE}
Ani:"I cant believe i lost"
Pheebs:"Yeah,because i swallowed the chewing gum."
Ani:"You cheated."
Pheebs:"But first you cheated on me."
Joey:"Have you got one more gum?"
Pheebs:"Joey...cant you see..I and Ani are having a fight."
Chandler:"Yeah.If public kissing is a war you two are perfect warriors"
Ani:"Thanks Chandler.I know i am a perfect kisser"
Pheebs:"How many girls had you kissed before you met me?"
Ani:"One"
Pheebs:"You can name your cat as CATHERINE but you count her as a girl."
Ani:"So what.Ok.I hadnt kissed any girl before i met you."
Rachel:"Really?Were you waiting for a perfect girl?"
Ani:"I was waiting for a girl"
Ross:"Wow"
Rachel:"If i were pheebs and ani were ross and pheebs were monica and chandler were joey and ross was chandler and joey was ross and...."
Joey:"I cant be Ross.The only thing i liked about Jurassic Park was Tea Leoni"
Rachel:"What i was trying to say was that Pheebs should give a second chance to Ani."
Monica:"Yeah.Pheebs should give a second chance to Ani."
Pheebs:"Yeah.Pheebs should give a second chance to Ani."
try it at:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4245618/1/
and for the lazy asses, i have copy pasted it here.have fun:
{ANI AND PHEEBS ARE FIGHTING.THE REST OF THE GANG IS IN NEXT ROOM}
Pheebs:"How could you do this to me Ani?"
Ani:"I am sorry."
Pheebs:"I am Ani.I am Sorry.and I cheat on my girlfriend."
Ani:"I am Pheebs.I am hot.And I always forgive Ani"
Pheebs:"You know what Ani.."
Ani:"What?"
Pheebs:"You suck"
Ani:"I do"
Pheebs:"Dont say 'I DO'.We are not getting married today."
Ani:"Tommorow?"
Pheebs:"No"
Ani:"Day after tommorow?"
Pheebs:"The day after tommorow' was a good movie"
Ani:"Yeah.I wish i had seen the movie with you."
Pheebs:"I saw that with Ross.it was a science fiction."
Ani:"Eww"
Pheebs:"Hey we were fighting.where were we?"
Ani:"Near that 'I Do ' thing."
Pheebs:"Why do people say 'I Do'when they are getting married?"
Ani:"Yeah.Add 'IT' to ' I DO" and it becomes 'IDIOT'.Only idiots say "I DO"
Pheebs:"And only idiots cheat on their girlfriend."
Ani:"Yes.I am an Idiot.Can i say 'I DO' to you"
Pheebs:"Are you proposing to me?"
Ani:"I love you so much."
Pheebs:"How much?"
Ani:"If I were a mosquito and you were the only person in room i would rather die than suck a drop of blood from your beautiful body."
Pheebgs:"What do you mean?That if i were the only person in room?That i dont have anyone to be with me?that if you leave me and become a mosquito i wont have any boyfriend?"
Ani:"I dont want to be a mosquito.I wont be able to kiss you then."
Pheebs:"Hey look at that mosquito.Its biting at my boobs."
Ani:Yeah"
Pheebs:"Why are you looking at my Boobs?"
Ani:"I am looking at the mosquito."
Pheebs:"OKAY.Turn around.now tell me how many legs does this mosquito have"
Ani:"........"
Pheebs:"I think this mosquito is Mike?"
Ani:"what????"
Pheebs:"Yeah.This mosquito could bite me anywhere...on my lips..legs...hands....but it chosed my boobs.just like Mike"
Ani:"But Mike is alive.How can he be a mosquito?"
Pheebs:"I dont know how he did it.But he turned himself into a mosquito and flew in through the key hole.."
Ani:"What?"
Pheebs:"Yeah.'M' is for 'Mike' ,'M' is for 'Mosquito' "
ani:"What?"
Pheebs:"I will call him Mikequito."
ani:"Mikequito?"
Pheebs:"Hey mikequito why are you flying away.Come back to me."
{MIKEQUITO FLYSINTO THE NEIGHBOURING ROOM WHERE THE REST OF THE GANG IS SITTING.PHEEBS AND ANI FOLLOW MIKEQUITO}
pheebs:"Mikequito..where are you?"
Ani:"Look he is at Monica's boobs now."
Monica:"My boobs??"
Pheebs:"Mikequito..you are cheating on me.I have bigger boobs than Monica"
Monica:"Excuse me..........."
Ani:"You were right Pheebs.'M' is for 'mike' ,'M' is for 'Mosquito' and 'M' is for 'monica' ".
Pheebs:"Whats wrong with me?First Ani cheats on me.Then mike cheats on me and Monica...how could you let Mike bite your boobs?"
Chandler:"She never lets me do that."
Ani:"Can you give me another chance."
Pheebs:"Never"
Ani:"never say never again"
Pheebs:"YOU are my James Bond"
Ani:"pheebs..please"
Pheebs:"OKAY.See i have this chewing gum in my mouth.I give you one minute to kiss me.If you can pull that chewing gum you win"
Ani:"OKAY"
{AFTER ONE MINUTE}
Ani:"I cant believe i lost"
Pheebs:"Yeah,because i swallowed the chewing gum."
Ani:"You cheated."
Pheebs:"But first you cheated on me."
Joey:"Have you got one more gum?"
Pheebs:"Joey...cant you see..I and Ani are having a fight."
Chandler:"Yeah.If public kissing is a war you two are perfect warriors"
Ani:"Thanks Chandler.I know i am a perfect kisser"
Pheebs:"How many girls had you kissed before you met me?"
Ani:"One"
Pheebs:"You can name your cat as CATHERINE but you count her as a girl."
Ani:"So what.Ok.I hadnt kissed any girl before i met you."
Rachel:"Really?Were you waiting for a perfect girl?"
Ani:"I was waiting for a girl"
Ross:"Wow"
Rachel:"If i were pheebs and ani were ross and pheebs were monica and chandler were joey and ross was chandler and joey was ross and...."
Joey:"I cant be Ross.The only thing i liked about Jurassic Park was Tea Leoni"
Rachel:"What i was trying to say was that Pheebs should give a second chance to Ani."
Monica:"Yeah.Pheebs should give a second chance to Ani."
Pheebs:"Yeah.Pheebs should give a second chance to Ani."
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
hey i never said jennifer aniston is a rose.
hey....when you are not famous you say stupid things about famous people just to get famous.
its stupid.
people say stupid things about jennifer aniston just to be in news.
and one new blogger is saying stupid things about me just to .............well i dont know what he wil get.
the only thing his blog got so far are three visitors....his mom ..his brother and his sister.
i bet he hasnt got a girlfriend.
in his blog:
http://wowcelebraty.blogspot.com/2008/05/if-your-jennifer-aniston-is-rose-why.html
he wrote:
"if your jennifer aniston is a rose...why hasnt she got a child yet?
why doesnt she reproduces by vegetative propagation"
wow.
No answers.
its stupid.
people say stupid things about jennifer aniston just to be in news.
and one new blogger is saying stupid things about me just to .............well i dont know what he wil get.
the only thing his blog got so far are three visitors....his mom ..his brother and his sister.
i bet he hasnt got a girlfriend.
in his blog:
http://wowcelebraty.blogspot.com/2008/05/if-your-jennifer-aniston-is-rose-why.html
he wrote:
"if your jennifer aniston is a rose...why hasnt she got a child yet?
why doesnt she reproduces by vegetative propagation"
wow.
No answers.
Sunday, May 4, 2008
so..here is a funny blog by a lesbian.
My Space is full of crazy people.
i have a friend there who is a lesbian.
just read this blog by her:
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=298317262&blogID=338830770
THE WORD DICK IS NOT FOUND IN MY DICK-ITIONARY.
Category: Romance and Relationships
HAI. i am lisa.i am not just another lesbian..i am a lisabian.
i am attracted to boys...but not sexually.
i love their face..especially when i stop them from kissing me.
they are so funny.
they make me laugh{even when they are not trying to make me laugh}
and i believe every decision a man makes is influenced by happenings in his head ,heart and dick.
nothing much happens in his head{they are good at maths and that's all}.and the only time we know that a man has heart is when he has a heart attack.
i dont know much about dick..and i dont want to know.but the somethings i know have led me to conclude that a mans irrational behaviour is directly proportional to the blood flow in his dick.
ok...i am getting really pissed of writing about dick.
we will meet soon girls
ISNT IT FUNNY?
i have a friend there who is a lesbian.
just read this blog by her:
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=298317262&blogID=338830770
THE WORD DICK IS NOT FOUND IN MY DICK-ITIONARY.
Category: Romance and Relationships
HAI. i am lisa.i am not just another lesbian..i am a lisabian.
i am attracted to boys...but not sexually.
i love their face..especially when i stop them from kissing me.
they are so funny.
they make me laugh{even when they are not trying to make me laugh}
and i believe every decision a man makes is influenced by happenings in his head ,heart and dick.
nothing much happens in his head{they are good at maths and that's all}.and the only time we know that a man has heart is when he has a heart attack.
i dont know much about dick..and i dont want to know.but the somethings i know have led me to conclude that a mans irrational behaviour is directly proportional to the blood flow in his dick.
ok...i am getting really pissed of writing about dick.
we will meet soon girls
ISNT IT FUNNY?
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