Saturday, March 15, 2008

why is MOSQUITO attracted to KATE MOSS

MOSQUITO AND MEN ARE ATTRACTED TO KATE MOSS FOR THE SAME REASON.

Monday, March 10, 2008

a small surprise

to my love,pheebs:

i have a small surprise for you:

scratch and find out:


Orkut Scrap Toys




i know its a small surprise.

please dont get angry and kill me.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

some new words to describe your ex

before i tell you about those words,here are three words which sound innocent but ....

look at these words:
1:exchange
2:exist
3:exposition

they seem innocent....dont they.now add a 's' in the beggining:
1:exchange: sex change
2:exist: sexist
3:exposition: sex position

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here are words to describe your ex:

1:EXaMINE: my EX is still MINE.

2:exclaim: my EX CLAIMed that he was an artchitect{he must be george from 'seinfeld}

3:execute:my EX was CUTE{this is for brad pitt}

4:extractive:my EX was atTRACIVE.{FOR BAD PIT AGAIN}

5:explain:my EX liked PLAIN and simple clothes.

6:extractor:my EX had a TRACTOR.

7:extra terrestrial:my EX was an E.T.

8:excited:my EX CITED his work overload as the reason for our break up.

9:exchange:my EX was so good in begginning..but he CHANGEd.

10:excel:i still talk with my EX on my CELl phone.

11:extent:i still miss that wild night with my EX in TENT.

12:exact:my EX can ACT.she is a more successful actor than my present wife.{again for bad pit}


BYE FRIENDS.

AND GUESS THE MEANING OF THIS:
"EXIT POLL"