jennifer aniston...the 'f' word ........and animesh

some days ago,when i was watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S. ,ross was teaching rachael about swings.and a small boy on the swing kicked him on the face.ross yelled"son of a bitch" in front of small kids. and when the kids looked shocked ,ross tried to justify him by saying:"relax..its not like i said the F word"

SO...I made a list of all the F- WORDS which ross can say before children.


F1=FI race{or phone}
f3=free
f5=refresh
f6=fix
f8=fate
f9=fine
f10=frighten

fo=opposite of 'of'
f+=fade
f-=famous{f minus}

f{ben stiller}=f{actor}=FACTOR
F{WOOOOOOOOO}={Ric}FLAIR

F=FRED
FI{written in red}=fired
f{written in yellow}=fellow



ok.............THIS IS A LONG AND BORING LIST.

THE QUESTION IS:

"WHAT DOES 'foj'MEANS?

hint:animesh kumar is a foj.

bye friends.

i will tell the answer in next blog.


AND DID YOU LIKED THE ANI JOKES.....they are not making you laugh.

ani jokes

i dedicate this blog to jennifer aniston.

i read somewhere that jennifer aniston likes guys who can make her laugh.

jen,
i want to prove that if ever i get to meet you......i can make you laugh.

NOTE:ANI JOKES are not like any jokes.they are different.

and ANI JOKES are certainly not short for ANI-mal jokes.

some classic examples of ANI JOKES:
1:ONE- LINERS:you may fall in love but never fall in a bad pit{i dont mean brad pitt}

2:anagrams:"animesh likes jen"and "jen likes animesh" are anagrams.
and
the anagram of anagram is AGRA-MAN.{agra is a place in india which is famous for taj mahal.}

seen.this is what we call ANI JOKES.they dont make you laugh.while even nursery rhymes makes us laugh....take a look:"johnny johnny ...yes papa...eating sugar... no papa........ open your mouth....HA HA HA"

IF YOU EXPECT SOME HA HA HA ....ANI JOKES are not for you.

NOTE:my 12 year old cousin asked me a question and she wanted me to put in on blog.
she asked:"which very beautiful we have now but we hadnt had 40 years ago?"
the answer is jennifer aniston.

{she was very clever in asking this.jennifer aniston is not 40 years old..but if she would have used her exact age...i would have answered it.}

my ANI JOKES are ready people.

ARE YOU READY?{are you ready reminds me of DX...HHH AND HBK are so explosive..they should be called RDX.ok..no wwe talk from now.}

see you soon friends....will tons of ani jokes.