Tuesday, April 8, 2008

22 extremely funny things to do in a chatroom

1:scream:"aliens are after me"

warning:*it will not be much sensational if you are in an universal chatroom.use it only in myspace chatroom.so far only earthians are known to use myspace chatroom
*and if aliens are really after you ..run away from the room.chatrooms are full of bored people{and boring people}noone will help you.

2:ask everyone in the room:"you are a boy or a girl"

for example:ask:'jack..are u a boy or a girl?'
and add:"my ex name is jack-ie"

3:send friends request to everyone in the chatroom.after they accept it...delete them.

4:when someone tells something funny.....dont stop laughing.
lol....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
and then say:'ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.....someone please call a doctor....i am having a heart attack'

5:when talking to someone use the font colour they are using.
for example:if both of you are using blue,say:'i am wearing blue underpants...like jessica alba..i am into the blue'

6:say:"hands up everyone...i am going to hijack this room"

7:say:"sorry friends..i know my typing is a bit slow......since i lost both of my hands in war"
and then write:"ah ahh ahhh ahhhhh.....oh my god......ahhhhhhhh"
and then:'can anyone tell me how to remove semen from keyboard?'

8:chose a random girl and ask:'do u remember me?in last birth we were husband and wife"
try to convince her.

9:say:"omj....i didnt knew chatroom is available in hell too"
then add:"how is everything on earth"

10:say:"doctors say i have only 24 hours left.can any hot girl strip for me?"

11:ask a random person:"have you got yahoo?"
and say with tears:'i havent got one ..can you give one to me pleaseeeeeeeee"

12:ask the same person after some time:"have u got AIM?"
and then say:"my aim is to be a doctor"

13:write:"the one who writes right next to me is a fool"
then treat him as one.

14:sit in the room with any book related to world war 2.write a whole chapter in chatroom........one sentence at a time.give special emphasis on words like 'nazi' hitler'

15:have your profile photo of a celebrity.say george clooney.try to convince people that you are him.offer free autographs.

16:ask the same guy whom you asked about yahoo and AIM...."have u got cam?"
and explain later that by cam u meant 'camel' and add:"i miss those days in arab..i miss u camela{my fav camel}..."

17:ask everyone:"when is my birthday?"

18:chose a random girl and say:"you have the best eyes in here"
then say to another girl:"you have the best legs"
continue by saying to every girl in room{use different body parts each time......and never praise internal organs except hearts"
conclude by declaring:"i love cat fights"

19:go to '30' something room and excl.."oh by 30 they meant age and old people"

20:declare that you are pirates of the carribean ask everyone to stand up.

21:discuss a bank robbery in detail.
if you have guts ..rob that bank next day.

22:when everyone is ignoring you talk to an imiginary friend.
for example:'how are u today?"
'i am fine too.guess what....i met george clooney yesterday"
'ohh..she is gr8 too"
'what happened to that friend of yours"
'i cant hear u....say louder"





is it funny?

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yh kinda i am gunna do some of them

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