It’s the year 2015. Marshall, Lily, Barney and Ted went on a picnic at moon. Robin couldn’t go at the last moment. Their aircraft crashed as a result of cosmic explosion. The exposure to cosmic rays gave them superpowers. The gang has just found out that they have got superpowers now. Robin is coming to see them in hospital.
{In Hospital}
Barney: “Why can’t I get a mirror here?”
Ted and Marshall’s eye meet. They couldn’t tell it to Barney. Could they?
Marshall:{excitedly} “We are the new fantastic four now. I am Mr Fantastic. Lily is the invisible woman.”
Robin: “And Ted is the Thing.” His laugh dies out as he looks at his hands.
“Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo”
Ted: “Come on Barney. You are the strongest of us.”
Barney: “And when do I get to meet She-hulk? High Five Ted. Wait let me count. I am not sure if I have five fingers anymore. Why God Why? ”
{Enters Robin}
Ted: “What happened to your eyes?”
Robin: “Remember the accident? I couldn’t go to the moon because of that. And who the hell is he?”
Barney: “Hi.”
Marshall{Trying to cheer Barney up}: “Robin is Thing’s blind girlfriend Alicia.”
Robin: “I am not blind.”
Ted: “But she will marry the Human torch in the end.”
Robin: “What are you talking about?”
Ted: “Our spaceship met an accident. Now we have got superpowers. Like Fantastic Four.”
Robin: “Who the hell is fantastic four?”
Ted: “They are superheroes. Don’t you have comics in Canada?”
Robin: “Of course we have comics in Canada. Nelvana is the first Candian female Super hero. And the greatest of the superheroes is Captain Canada.”
The gang suppresses laughter. Robin notices that and starts speaking again nervously.
Robin: “And for your information, Wolverine is Canadian.”
Barney: “And where is Lily. I haven’t seen her for a while.”
Lily: “I am the invisible woman. Remember.” Lily makes herself visible as if she was waiting for someone to ask.
Marshall extends his hands and covers the naked body of Lily.
Marshall: “Put on some cloth darling.”
Lily: “Why can’t these clothes disappear and reappear with me?”
Barney: “You still have a great figure Lily. If I wasn’t the Thing, I would have massive erection by now.”
Lily{blushing} : “Thank you.”
Robin: “You mean to say that everyone except me has superpowers now.”
Ted: “Yeah. And I am the human torch. Flame on.”
Robin: “I should have been in that cosmic explosion. I am the toughest of you all.”
Ted: “But you couldn’t be a superhero. You are Canadian. Remember?”
WRITERS NOTE:
Enough Jokes. And these are not even funny. So let’s meet tomorrow and see how the gang rises to the occasion to face the Galactus.
